Thursday, December 11, 2003
About six months ago, I picked up the new Shick Intuition razor from the grocery store. I liked the fact that it had the little soap ring around the blade, plus it came with a free shower radio.
Well, to say the least, the razor sucked...with the soap surrounding the blade, it was impossible to get anywhere close to a good shave without pressing too hard, which then led to the removal of several skin layers, a few ruptured veins and massive armpit lacerations...
Anyways, after I mopped up the blood from the razor trauma, I took out the shower radio and suctioned it to the shower wall. I turned it on, and became very excited.
Just for the record, shower tunes are severely underrated. Even the lamest tune is suddenly jamworthy when heard while you're sudsing your ass...in fact, I was singing and dancing to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page" earlier while shaving my legs...dangerous but fun...
The only caveat with the shower radio is that it runs on batteries, so when the music stops, that's it. I've already had to remove the batteries from my vibrator and TV remote to keep it running mid-shower...
I've been getting up to change channels for about a month now, and I haven't had a decent orgasm for God knows how long...
- posted by Sherri @ 12/11/2003 10:18:00 AM